Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 2, 2018

Wii Remoting

The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.

Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.

by SlaySacker November 2, 2022

Remote Job

Work from anywhere job that can be done from a laptop, desktop, or smart device. See rebelhorizensmarketing.com for common remote jobs.

I'm looking for a remote job that I can work from the house.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Remote

You’d know what a remote means if you weren’t a remote.

Hey ur a fucking remote. “ Tarynn what does a remote mean ?” it means you’re a fucking remote

by Timmothy April 5, 2021

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024