Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete November 09, 2007

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 19, 2004

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 06, 2003

Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"

Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum

by Jara42274 March 12, 2018

Rectum Bleeder

A gentleman that prefers his partner to take him up dirt alley

Look at that rectum bleeder mincing about

by Juzza75 June 11, 2022

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 January 14, 2016