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optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life
damn im having a optic rectum day
by purinsimple December 6, 2006
mugGet the optic rectummug.

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.
I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion
by Andy July 18, 2004
mugGet the Rectum Invasionmug.

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.
That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!
by willie989 January 18, 2010
mugGet the rectum rippermug.

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy
by Online Mafia August 6, 2003
mugGet the Rectum Rodeomug.

Rectum Rolled

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to a picture of a weightlifter's prolapsed bowel hanging from his rectum.
Ken't colleagues and friends grew weary of his countless efforts at forcing them to view the weightlifter's insides, yet Gilbert was successfully rectum rolled on several occasions.
by Kentisugly May 7, 2010
mugGet the Rectum Rolledmug.

rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.
Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
mugGet the rectum facemug.

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.
"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."
by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017
mugGet the rectum greasemug.

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