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Elon's Razor

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely
Trump coming back to Twitter is just an example of elon's razor.
by MicroJ424 November 19, 2022
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Elon's Razor

Whatever trends towards absurdity is the most likely outcome of any given event.
The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.
by cat_master1985 May 12, 2021
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TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023
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Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"
by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013
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razor fresh

a word used to describe a really hot guy; sexy; hot; clean shaven sexy boy; gorgeous guy.
"that boy is razor fresh."
"dayum that boy is razor fresh!"
by Tamara panic August 14, 2007
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Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.
The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.
by DJbackward November 6, 2022
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Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
by Yungincel February 15, 2020
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