Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 08, 2022
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safety razor

A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.

Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
by RazorRick November 05, 2022
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Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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Razor Rida

The emo kid who rolls with u, who sometimes gets annoying with his depressing veiws, but will always have your back when shit gets rough.
Johnny is my Razor Rida...
by Chris the Wordsmith February 03, 2011
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Razor - Khaos

Razor - Khaos is a small youtuber that posts really unfunny videos of him and his friends making inside jokes. Also he is stinky.
Have you seen the new Razor - Khaos video on YouTube?
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TikTok's Razor

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023
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Elon's Razor

Whatever trends towards absurdity is the most likely outcome of any given event.
The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.
by cat_master1985 May 12, 2021
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