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a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.
by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024
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Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
by Noshbergh August 12, 2019
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Randall

A black nigga with a smeat. He also is a nigga with dreads and also likes to play Roblox. He has a strong group of friends that is caring. He mostly gets called chinaman or ran ran or rj.
I would never be a Randall
by Gagshhcfb November 22, 2021
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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside
Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.
by Cringe22 July 26, 2022
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Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.
Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.
by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023
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