The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.

lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth

Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?

by Blong January 23, 2023

Puerto Rican Fundraiser

When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.

Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.

by The Rubber Duckie 88 April 15, 2021

Puerto Rican hooker

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.

J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage

by T_Roy July 28, 2008

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

Puerto Rican Flag

Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...

Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!

by marilyn_e December 6, 2007