Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

Slinggin' Puddin

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.

Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!

by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019

puddin palms

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick

In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty

by knifeylife April 19, 2015

puddin kissin

Kissing someone’s anus when it has a brown ring around it.

Nathan is all about puddin kissin his women!!

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss March 19, 2024

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

Puddin Pop

Stick your dick in a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth.

Yeah bro I just puddin popped my girl last night!

by Jaylovesdinos November 6, 2020

dirty puddin

When you tell them before getting off you been eating pineapples but instead you have been drinking mtn dew and smoking crack

Alie was all ready to get a load tobad it was dirty puddin

by Cam2racing December 10, 2016