Puberty

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.

puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions

by Matters Expansive November 7, 2012

pube teeth

when somebody sucks a hairy penis with braces on and a pube get caught in the braces

that chicks got a pube between her teeth she has pube teeth

by wdogs123 December 14, 2009

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Pube rash

When grinding so hard during sex that one or both partners get a red, inflamed and irritable rash from the other person's pubes. This is especially painful if one of the partners recently shaved. Pube rash was originally coined by Eltrombopag in early 2011.

Grogan: Hondah rode me so hard last night and now I have this rash...
Dr. Danny: Yeah dude, that's pube rash...Next time just give her an eye closer

Gavon mounted Gason dry and raw last night and now Gason has a savage pube rash and needed to be treated at the local clinic.

by Owl Manning March 9, 2011

Pubehawk

When you give your pubes an awesome mohawk, usually in the shower.

Would it too be weird if I posted the picture of my pubehawk online?

by bb+af October 31, 2011

Puberstache

The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of

(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)

aww look, your little brother is sooo proud of his puberstache

by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013