premium cunt

This guy was better than sliced bread. He is a premium cunt

My mate Vito was a good man, you could say he was a premium cunt!

by FIDARRIS August 27, 2019

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

Premium rainbow kiss

When a rainbow kiss isn’t exciting enough so you insert skittles into the menstrating female then swap the semen blood and skittles by kissing.

I’m bored with a normal rainbow kiss, do you want to try an premium rainbow kiss instead? I have the skittles

by Alpanda23 February 24, 2021

Prehumanity

1. The time in which humanity was not yet existent

2. The condition or state of being existent before humanity

1. Dinosaurs lived at prehumanity.

2. The prehumanity of the ancient creatures.

by iamnotmyself June 24, 2022

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

FaceTime premium

Just like normal FaceTime but with added sexual perks.

Yo I just got off that FaceTime premium grind with my gf!

by mongoloid April 12, 2020

Panama Premium

A dumb stupid shit.

"hey, are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"

by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020