Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.

When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.

by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 16, 2009

Pooch Trail

After having a bowel movement, there is a small leftover dung that is seen at the edge of the toilet. It is usually the size of the quarter or larger, and is usually caused by diarreaha. It can be a huge brown stain or a few hairs. The pooch trail is very stinky and can cause discomfort in the form of smell around the anus. Basically when someone doesn't wipe their ass good enough and it gets left on the toilet seat.

Dude clean your pooch trail, I really have to take a shit and I do not want to sit on your trail.

by Ld-I October 10, 2010

pooch hooch

A non-alcoholic "beer" for man's best friend.

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!

by whimzzical July 16, 2008

screw+the+pooch

to fuck up

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....

by crackie November 05, 2003

Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.

Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008