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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992 

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
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Angled Pinocchio 

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.
Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

Lionsgate pinnochio

gr8 movie with guud vois acting. it so good that rotting tomatoes server explode and make glitch that say movie is bad.
FAaTheR, whEn cAn i LeavE to be oN my oOooWWwNn? 😩💅 i got da whole worldussy (Lionsgate pinnochio)

964 Pinocchio 

The weirdest japanese movie ever
Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird
964 Pinocchio by IHasEars! August 15, 2022

Portly Pinocchio 

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
Portly Pinocchio by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts
Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument