cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

play ping-pong

doing the deed or engaging in some sexual activity

soyeon: I don't wanna play this ping-pong, I would rather film a tiktok.
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!

by lilac with a l October 20, 2023

Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking

man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.

by purple vapor November 23, 2008

poofter ping pong

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

by messie October 24, 2020

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.

It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025

Ping Pong Ching Chong

An Asian person playing first.

Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.

by NotAGhettophile May 30, 2024