Sexy Pimple Popping

When you lay on your back and your partner strips down and sits on top of you and pops your pimples while you touch the. A win-win for everybody.

John: Babe I got a wicked breakout on my cheek... I wish I could pop them in a pleasant way.

Carly: How about we try some sexy pimple popping?

John: Aight why not...

by Laroot December 15, 2017

wang pimples

Sending a picture of your wang to a friend that might be named Brooke and she shows everyone and Maria says that it looks like you have ~WANG PIMPLES~!!!!.

MAyne! You got wang pimples. Get some proactive for the down under brutha! I just tryin to help a wang out. No lady needs to see that.

by Dood Food June 7, 2007

pimp my pimple

Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.

No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.

by Alliandkk February 24, 2017

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by weave November 1, 2003

ONE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKING PIMPLE

A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker

Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple

by Justin Casuccio July 22, 2006

Bullet Pimple

A pimple that appears normal, but when touched feels like being shot.

I couldn't go to work yesterday, I tried to pop a bullet pimple.

by ChiWi__ April 10, 2019

Sittin’ Pimples

The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.

Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).

Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.

by Road Boy August 17, 2024