corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

ben phillips

1 simple word...PRANK KING

Always pranks big dick Giles because his life is sad......... #sorrybro

Ben Phillips is a prankster who pranks his brother in YouTube

by Ben Phillips (#SorryBro) January 10, 2018

Aled Phillips

Sexy, Welsh frontman of Kids In Glass Houses. Looks great in tight vests and has the hottest accent known to man. Enjoys Star Wars.

omg omg omg have you heard the new KIGH song?
lol yeah that Aled Phillips is a babe.

by lillirose May 5, 2010

Major Phillips

A really obnoxious,perverted and OLD AFJROTC instructor. Often is disliked by students.

Adj. "hey hand me that Major Phillips"
noun "stay away from Major Phillips

by Just2Bugit March 23, 2004

Phillip Bauer

The mixing of a common marijuana strain known as Grandaddy Purple with keef which is a powder that is pure THC also known as Jack Bauer, making one powerful combination. On the newest season of the hit fox show 24, season 6, Phillip Bauer is Jack Bauer's father. He is also a grandfather. Jack Bauer is already a slang term for keef.

I hope you're ready to smoke this Phillip Bauer bowl! It's going to be very potent!

by Tony TT April 15, 2007

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019