Saint Petersburg

City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876.
Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people.
Across from Tampa. Usually shortened to St. Pete or Da Burg. Gets really hot during the summer and can get down to 37 degrees in the winter, which is deadly cold to its residents.

also, has all the hot babes.

A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often:

Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach.
Dave: Which one?
Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks...
Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach.
Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes.
Dave: and old people...

by epausti July 27, 2007

Chelsey Peters

chelsey peters is the worst person i know, has no morals, and lacks all integrity.

one time chelsey peters fucked me out of 1.2 million, ruined every relationship i had, stalked me, and fucks people for money

by splugemuffin April 8, 2017

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Petersheim

A very perverted and gangsta man. He uses the term 'nigga' more times than can be counted, and he might turn out to be a lover of science who is trained in the science of lovers. Look out for Petersheim.

"Did you see that Petersheim go by?"
"Yeah, he stole my girl last week."

by CandidLaughs May 11, 2013

scott peterson

Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.

Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!

by Demetric July 7, 2005

drew peterson

a type of marijuana that is so strong it will kill your lungs. Refered to the guy that killed 3 of his wives.

( Dude 1) Man i got some of that drew peterson right now, you gotta try it.
(Dude 2) Hell ya man light that shit up.

by theclockticker December 22, 2009

Zackery Lee Peterson

A short, midget who sucks at playing hockey. Has a small chode, and if you have sex with him it's a two-pump chump. He has a sucky bod, and chicken legs. Hes an emotional baby who crys about everything. He's basically a girl. He's insecure and has no self confidence. He's obsessed with going to minnesota, even though no one there really likes him. His brothers are way cooler. Especially Chris ;*

Ew, that boy is crying. He is such a zackery lee peterson.

by Ihatezackery January 18, 2011