values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

Performative

a word for a nigga who puts on a facade and pretends he enjoys drinking matcha, listening to laufey and beabadoobe through his wired headphones, eating sushi, and doing any other feminine acts for female attention/ validation

“yo that nigga peyton is performative as hell, since when he started collecting labubus?”

by sickofjace July 20, 2025

Performative men

Men who visibly engage in activities to demonstrate their masculinity by paradoxically doing things that are distinctly viewed as traditionally emasculating.

“You see those performative men over there?”
“Yeah, the one with 3 Labubus clipped to his fanny pack and the buff one with red nail polish proudly carrying a protein shake and a copy of Sapiens like it’s the Bible?”

by Beep boop I hate AI August 5, 2025

Danstatic Performance

(Dance + Fanstatic) Used in appreciation of one's dancing ability

"It was a Danstatic performance. good job!" - an appreciative response to a fantastic dance performance

by Joras August 11, 2010

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts

Ghetto LaGuardia

“Where do you go to school?” “San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts (SDSCPA)” “really? That’s dope!” “Nah man, It’s just Ghetto-ass LaGuardia”

by SDSCPA Muncher :) December 5, 2021