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Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea
Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
Pedro by UnknownLord January 30, 2020
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A horny ass muthafucka who’s lesbian and multiple times a day, whilst on FaceTime. Also he likes to spend four dollars on “rings” that didn’t work. Also he has lung cancer from smoking paper.
U know un pendejo by the name of Pedro??
Oh yeah, ain’t he that kid that likes to rage playing cod and is horny all the time.
Pedro by MiLoDe March 30, 2020
Pedro is a little chick
Pedro by Ivy777 May 17, 2020
Pedro is that type of guy that always flirts and it's a mujeriego . He's rich af and farda everytime
Pedro, stop flirting with Laura and say that you are so fucking rich.
Pedro by Negrosfollando June 2, 2020
Pedro is a pedophile that will try grooming you and will fail but he doesn’t fail to get you into trouble cause he’s older than you
Pedro the pedo
A friendly guy in a van who offers treats such as candy.
"Hey kid, you want some candy?"
"Oh yes, thank you generous mister. You're such a kind Pedro!"
Pedro by click to edit September 1, 2020
A crazy mexican boy. He is often called thicc or stupid.
He is cool but his actions are questionable.
Best friends with stevan
Wow pedro really is mexican
Pedro by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020