Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.

"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."

by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025

Urban Poaching

Urban Poaching: A modern trend where visitors to the UK illegally hunt protected wildlife in urban areas—like swans, seagulls, ducks, and fish such as carp and koi carp. While it’s more common in urban areas, it can also occur in the countryside. It’s highly illegal because most of these animals are protected by law, and koi carp are meant for ornamental purposes, not for eating. Often, these visitors may or may not be aware of the laws. It’s also highly frowned upon by the UK population.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all over YouTube and the news about people coming to the UK and hunting swans seagulls and nicking koi carp out of ponds to eat LOL.
Frank: Yeah, I see that too they call it urban Poaching bruv.
Lee: I wonder what they taste like bruv LOL

Frank: Don’t be sick mate LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025