Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018

Louis Vuitton Payne

A man 50 or over the don’t look his age

He looks like Louis Vuitton Payne

by Lvpj January 13, 2021

Mrs Payne

Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.

'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.

by Sheepshagger6942069! March 21, 2022

Ryan payne

Sketchy.

Don’t pull a “Ryan Payne” move in fantasy.

by Jasmine Berzas October 31, 2020

Jack Payne

What a legend . Also loves otters

Yeh you know jack Payne? He’s a legend

by Mara x Herron January 9, 2019

payne masaitis

Young handsome boy also known as BD!

Hey is Payne your friend?
Yes, I loves Payne Masaitis!

by Payne Masaitis May 8, 2024

Payne Houck

Literally snejana onopki. She will appear here, she will appear there, she has a weird way of sneaking up on you. “Helllloooo charlessss” says the girl with stilettos as pointy as a knife and eyes as bright as the ocean. If you end up to ever touch her bed, you will be FINISHED. Turn on some Ayesha Erotica and let this girl go downnn in CIEL *the home of the angel*. Shakin that booty and shakin those hips. 1,2,3 straps counted on a shoulder. Pure happiness is the only ever emotion around with Payne Houck.

“Look at that girl over there, she’s so mysterious”

“Oh, that’s because it’s Payne Houck!”

by natashafrancis December 2, 2023