Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.

The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.

by Sam Moj November 30, 2021

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022

packing each other's parachutes

having a homoerotic moment

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes

by nevvaknow October 7, 2008

Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido

Something spanish

I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido.... means

by hi, im a mystery November 5, 2017

para-anna

Someone who is paranoid.

She's such a para-anna.

by TTL! October 13, 2010

Parachute Poo

When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.

The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.

by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006