Any adjective, ever.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
I can't wait get home to parse this big mac.
I would totally parse her all around town.
(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?
I would totally parse her all around town.
(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?
by disco/lemonade May 21, 2009
Get the Parsemug. (Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.
2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.
No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019
Get the parsingmug. Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!”
Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”
Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”
by Mistine December 7, 2021
Get the Parsemug. 
When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.
by Vuro98 July 4, 2017
Get the mah parsemug. the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.
by big.nig.rig May 4, 2025
Get the par 3mug. Pars is a name with Turkish roots. It means pardus which is a hunter feline. People called Pars are usually very hardworking, intelligent, handsome and charismatic. They look good and fit.
Pars is the best person ever.
by coolturcoboi November 21, 2021
Get the Parsmug.