HomerThis statement is a lie.
RobotBut if it's a lie, then it must be true, and if its true, then it must be a lie, and if it's a lie then head spins around and explodes.
lol paradox^^
RobotBut if it's a lie, then it must be true, and if its true, then it must be a lie, and if it's a lie then head spins around and explodes.
lol paradox^^
by antsinmypants January 19, 2008
Get the paradoxmug. When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
Get the Phillip’s Paradoxmug. When something is at the opposite ends of the spectrum, at the exact same point in time.
Derived from:
The vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at Denny's when drunk at 3:00AM as opposed to eating the meal while sober. It is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
Derived from:
The vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at Denny's when drunk at 3:00AM as opposed to eating the meal while sober. It is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
Guy1: Dude, I was so wasted last night! I went to Denny's and it was the best meal of my life!!
Guy2: I just came from Denny's and it tasted like complete shit.
Guy1: Wow thats like a Denny's Paradox!
Guy2: I just came from Denny's and it tasted like complete shit.
Guy1: Wow thats like a Denny's Paradox!
by Francis_Caliendo_of_Spain November 10, 2010
Get the Denny's Paradoxmug. Since the beginning of organized sports betting, a team favored be more then 13.5 will cover every time, 95% of the time.
Pat's are favored by 13.5? That's almost DNashty Paradox material, I'm going to clean up, son, take your puss boots off and get on.
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya
by Aurelius Dub December 6, 2016
Get the DNashty Paradoxmug. A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
Get the Manscaping Paradoxmug. since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
Get the cheese paradoxmug. When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.
by barkinspider December 6, 2013
Get the coffee paradoxmug.