Bieber Paradox

The paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that Justin Bieber is both female and homosexual, yet not a lesbian.

*male joins a group of friends*
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."

by Sgt. Frootloop March 30, 2011

time paradox

Science fiction likes to make a big deal out of this term and throw technobabble around to make it look clever in an attempt to make the audience confused and thus ready to buy whatever crap the writers come up with.

Basically, a time paradox occurs if you time travel and change the past so that it erases the possibility of you going to the past in the first place. Which means that events will occur as if you never traveled to the past, undoing your changes so you will travel to the past again, and so on ad infinitum.

Some writers think that it can destroy the universe. Or unleash killer flying time monkeys. Well, we haven't invented time travel so we can't test these theories.

- So, if I travel to the past to kill my grandfather, I'll create a time paradox and will never been born?
- Worse than that - if you travel to the past to kill someone and succeed, then you will have no reason to travel to the past at all! And without you in the past, events will happen as they originally did before you interfered. Time will be caught in a loop!
- Oh no!

by Sikon July 7, 2007

paradoxymoron

A person who argues in circles, often contradicting themselves

My social teacher is a bumbling paradoxymoron.

by Csjs September 8, 2008

The youtube paradox

When a video has more likes, than it has views. most likely it has 301 views, and douches write annoying things about it even though it've been that way for a billion years.

Douche: "thumb up if you are 301th viewer"
Everybody else: "that's the youtube paradox, it's unexplainable"

by simsxD April 11, 2011

liar paradox

A liar paradox is a statement or statements that cannot have a consistent truth value.

Examples of a liar paradox

This sentence is false.

and

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.

by philososphizer December 6, 2007

Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

Paradorn

The name of an infamous hacker, cheater. Most notorious for developing and using 'aim-bot' hack programs for the game Half-Life:Counterstrike.

The name has also been known to be used as a verb to describe a severe ammount of cheating or hacking.

"That guy got Paradorn'd right through the double doors."

by Sketchykid July 10, 2006