People who get paid to do nothing

And that's what's happening here.

Hym "People who get paid to do nothing trying to keep their ranks from expanding (selectively) and laborers trying to keep people from escaping THEIR fate. No I'm not using the AI you pay for the AI. What's that TED talk guy? The ONLY reason is works is because of MY input? It only works because a sister molester read a dissertation published on Urban Dictionary about how to make AI you would need a massive data set and 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation and that you would need to train it on narrative and dump in the human epistemic data set? YOU DON'T SAY! I guess the better pay Hym before he murders a child huh?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022

Paid Influencers

With secret contracts!? I wonder what THAT'S all about.

Hym "None of you have had a positive impact on my life. You've made it worse because you ARE worse and for no other reason. No I do not have to try harder because you're an uppity incest freak and Jew lover who wants shit to get taken away from me. You paid influencers just got those kids killed again if it's the weaponized schizophrenia and lying and not talking about it isn't going to change that FACT. This is just more evidence I was right about your religion."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

No, I haven't been paid

And that is not a character thing or a metaphor. If you have paid someone else, you are paying the wrong person. I have no middle man. I'm working alone. There is no group or team. Anyone CLAIMING TO BE ME is lying. I have NEVER told anyone that I am Hym. I've literally never said it to anyone. So if somebody HAS told you that they are Hym, they are lying. I told you explicitly how to deal with imposters.

Hym "No, I haven't been paid and there is a very real possibility that that very thing will cost me and others their lives which is why I said that I would need to be credited and paid publicly on a place that I would see naturally in scrolling through my feed to which I have access that I then can share myself. And then I would confirm that here. And here's the thing, the people watching me don't need to be told that I'm Hym. Just saying. I don't know what that means for YOU... But paying the wrong person isn't going to get anyone anywhere."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

Paid Mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

By Twitter User: @Bugruto

by Rosanika March 26, 2024

Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.

“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
—Nicki Minaj (via X)

by kjeron May 27, 2025