page raped

when the kid in front of you gets so bored, they go flip shit crazy, turn around and draw on your paper until you get an F.

Kid 1 : *sitting quietly doing work*

Kid 2: *turns around and draws all over kid 1's paper with pen.

Kid 1: " DUDE wtf!?!?!"

Teacher: *grabs paper and puts F on it*

Kid 3: Bro, you just got page raped.

by Nomnomnomimgonnaeatu September 10, 2011

page on bells

refering to a library page who is called by a higher ranked library worker to do a task that either is assigned to them or the higher worker is to lazy to get out of there seat because she/he is playing some sort of fantasy sports game

Gilbert calls the page on bells to practice his role in the upcoming film Napoleancito.

Gilbert calls the page on bells to tell him his ultimate secret. he wasnt always such a respected man cunning and brave but he once was a boy a young boy with 1 dream to wash dishes for a living.

by okepokesoke August 13, 2005

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010

The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)

Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\

by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013

Brady page

If your name is Brady page, you know ur bad at video games. For instance, call of duty, fortnite, and Madden too. You defiantly just chew clock and kick field goals cause you suck at the game. Ur not as good as u think u can’t pass at all. Also play a gay sport like lascrosse or basketball lowkey. Like it don’t take skill those sports

Don’t be a Brady page lol

by likesavion88 April 14, 2021

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013