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opposite day

day where thing said are opposite march third
"i hate you mom"
"dont say that"
"its opposite day mom"
by Poop Fartius March 3, 2022
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opposite on opposite

A description of a situation or an action that is surprisingly opposite to what was expected it to be, when in the first place it was supposed to be opposing something.
(Israeli: hafuh al hafuh)
We new he was angry & will try to cancel the meeting, but he played it opposite on opposite, to everyone's surprise, and called everyone personally to come to the meeting.
by CstD August 23, 2005
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Opposite of boring

Natalie Germann is the opposite of boring
by dingus99 July 20, 2021
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Opposite day

Opposite day are most likely to be kn tuesdays in canada so be sure that Tuesday is opposite day
by Jake Greenwood December 8, 2020
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Opposite Of peace

by Kshaisn June 27, 2022
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opposite of happiness

by Fun times 101 July 9, 2021
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Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

ENTER LOG

Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

END LOG
Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
by noteast July 3, 2023
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