Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023

The Milk

The Milk is an entity that made out with your dad. Thats why he never came back lol.

My name is The Milk

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Milk

When something is awkward or lame.

*Girl gets up and does awkward impression of someone, and she is not funny.
"Man, that was so milk"

by Wyatt P August 23, 2010

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 year to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: where are you going?
Dad:(staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

milk

a drink nothing more

i'm thirsty i would like a drink

by baby girl January 7, 2004

the milk

to be completely still

the milk *freezes*

by crissycrossappleesauce September 1, 2019

Milking

The act of picking up road kill and placing it on another person's door step. This is done as either a joke between friends or as an effective way to get back at another person.

Last night we went milking and hit that asshole Steve's house.

by ohdah May 12, 2009