On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 May 02, 2018

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

dragging my nuts

What DMV music artists say in there music to say they have superiority over there opponents

Dre:” Aye u heard Trell talking crazy on Fifty live last night?”
Quan: “Moe I’m dragging my nuts on they ass they ain’t on shxt”

by Unknown( October 05, 2023