OBESE POLICE

agents or agencies that enforce and discipline people(s) who participate in sexual contact with obese or "fat" people(s).

"Nigga if you don't get yo ass off that sack of fat pussy i'm gonna holla at the obese police"

by feedmefeedmefeedme(no homo) December 18, 2008

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

conor oberst

He is the lead singer of the band Bright Eyes. He makes gorgeous music and lyrics that even if you're happy, you'd suddenly feel the darkness of life when you hear them. He has accomplished recording numerous albums and hundreds of individual songs. He's hot, too. xP

I would like sex and cake with Conor please!

by Daixi February 16, 2005

conor oberst

Poetic genius appearing in many former bands, most popular being Bright Eyes. Used to be the type of band you didn't have to worry about show tickets selling out, unfortunately recently the mainstream has gotten a hold of the music and with it came "omfgzzz conor oberst is so effing hawt!! lolz" Psh. True fans listened to him long before "Lover I Don't Have to Love" and "Lua"

poser: "0mGz! y0uR teLLiNg mE cOnOr obeRst hAs oTheR mUSiK b4 DiGiTaL AsH? nAH-uH"

by luhluhlaurenn June 29, 2006

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

by Easy P March 18, 2004

obeserexic

A person, usually female, who is fat but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it. An obeserexic person will most likely where tight clothes, not knowing that all their blubber hangs out.

Did you see that chick Jasmine? She's huge, and she was wearing a shirt that was at least five sizes too small! She's so obeserexic.

by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005

Conor Oberst

pure sex in the form of a lyrical genius. bliss.

noun: Conor Oberst is the sex frontman for Bright Eyes.

adjective: You look really Conor Oberst today, did Stephen brake up with you?

verb: Lane didn't come to school today. She's Conor Obersting over her brakeup.

by jelloequalslove April 7, 2005