David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the The Franco-American Offensivemug. A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018
Get the Offensive recovery biscuitmug. 1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
by John A. H. III January 11, 2009
Get the Tommy Maddox Offensemug. 
1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
by John A. H. III January 11, 2009
Get the Tommy Maddox Offensemug. 1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.
2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.
Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.
Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.
Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
by qbhb13 January 19, 2011
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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008
Get the non-offensive swearsmug.