The Octopus 

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

The Octopus by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Love Octopus 

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

Love Octopus by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus

Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus

reverse octopus( by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

Drunken Octopus by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

Dirty Octopus 

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

Dirty Octopus by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013

might make an octopus worry 

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.

Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.

might make an octopus worry by RaMDaY December 17, 2006

Paint the Octopus 

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

Paint the Octopus by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009