patrick

fucking rainbow hair retard

Patrick isn't straight

by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018

patrick

Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet

He's such a patrick!!

by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023

Patrick

patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.

girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny”

by tylerfine105 May 1, 2019

Patrick

The guy in spongebob

Or known as a meme

That Patrick meme is so hot!

by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019

Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

Will Patrick

A dumb cunt no one likes he sucks dick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes

by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020

Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.

“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy

by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021