Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Bounty scandal

If everyone agreed ona story, it would be hard to catch somebody in one.

A bounty scandal that is covered u0 well enough wouldn't seem like a bounty scandal.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Scandalous ollie

When your butt hurts really bad because your girlfriend pegged you with a glow in the dark strap on (Has to be glow in the dark).

Yh man I’m suffering with a scandalous ollie

by Coochie destroyer February 6, 2022