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NIT

Acronym for "Not in Tournament". Made famous when predicting the outcome of March Madness.
Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.

Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.

Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.

*friends laugh*

Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
by KnightofNerdom March 14, 2019
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Nit

A person who irritates everyone in there sight and doesn’t have to say a word.
Brendan Everuss is acting a nit today he should
Be punished

He’s a real nit that guy
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Rig Nit

Some one who is very annoying who you want to murder
"Why sister is a Rig Nit
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Nit

Nit in this specific case means “not lit”, or not cool.
Ugh! Susan that is totally nit.
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Nim nits

It’s the same thing as Num Nuts but it’s just a Nim Nit instead:)
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navy nit

Calum ellis, has a back that looks lit a pepperoni pizza and cries at every minor inconvenience.
HAWLL IS AHT CALUM THE NAVY NIT??
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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