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Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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my friends

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends
by < 3 October 16, 2022
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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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my friends

by Tori !! June 28, 2023
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:

as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.
My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.
by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020
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