Mustache flask

A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.

Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.

Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water

And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.

Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???

Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!

Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!

Andrew: : /

by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011

Señora Mustache

Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.

Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?

Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache

by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023

Square mustache

A man who loves to paint. He tried to enter a painting school in Viana twice, but was rejected both times. He participated in the first world war and when it was over, he started working for the country.His first mission was to stop a riot in Munich, but when he got there, he made a speech that impressed everyone. Sonea joined a political party and staged a coup in the 23rd, but unsuccessfully.he was sentenced to 5 years in prison but spent 9 months in there.He wrote a book during this time. After getting out of prison and he won in 33. 34 declared his dictatorship by accepting the minister of the fuhrer.He developed the country up to 38.İn 38Annexes the austrian territory by adopting its law Anschluss.He annexed Czechoslovakia in 39 and started the second world war in the same year.The country, which took land quickly, started the barbarossa operation in 41 and started the world's largest tank war.In April 45, with the fall of Berlin, he committed suicide with his secretary. The dictator started a war that resulted in the death of 60 million people and had a great impact on the world.rest in peace my fuhrer...

İ hate square mustache.🧐

by Sdkfz 171 April 26, 2022

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

bong mustache

The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013

Bloody Mustache

When a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he's eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.

Guy #1: Freddy ate Jenny out last night.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.

by Adrianaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2010

Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.

I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!

by Dnice456 July 24, 2019