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mississippi mudflaps

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps
by gdaxon February 15, 2007
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mud flap

mud flaps are the lips lining the pussy, a good example of mud flaps that are easily visible would be a hot asian chicks.
her mud flaps were sdo loose and flappy they looked like a ball bag.
by dave(Dream team) January 27, 2005
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mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.
"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."
by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009
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Mudflapping

The unpleasant occurrence when one's excrement leaves the anus at such a trajectory and with such a velocity such that it gets friendly with rear part of the scrotum and or testicles
Aw man, I hate it when my dung is mudflapping all over my baby makers!
by FapToDaMudFlap July 8, 2012
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Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 5, 2009
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Orlando Mud Flap

The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.
I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!
by xx74 October 4, 2008
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Mud Flap

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!
by gdude April 13, 2009
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