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Roaring Moose

The act of, while having sexual intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position, grasping a nice firm hold of the said womans pig tails, and slipping out of her vagina and penetrating her anus. She will "roar" and attempt to escape your man-meat, but the trick is to maintain control.

NB: Can be done with two men however this is seldom seen.
Man, that chick thought she had seen it all, until I gave her a roaring moose last night
by pujbakarakacasidisinayake April 27, 2010
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Moose Mobile

The moose mobile is a moving cellular tower exclusive to the cold frigid regions of Canada. When the moose mobile goes by you may place a call or email, every Canadian depends on the moose mobile to have contact with the outside world.
Dude you like totally see that hockey game last night eh? Nah man the moose mobile was not close enough eh.
by acanadian112233 April 24, 2010
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suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
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Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.
Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!
by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006
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moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.
That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!
by Amanda Loven Touch March 19, 2008
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Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.
"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!
by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009
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Sand moose

A better, and new name for a camel
I want to ride the sand moose!
A straw to break the sand moose's back
by Morgan McSatan August 1, 2014
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