combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

by milehighmike July 24, 2022

italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.

“ I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)

by okaymaddi March 8, 2021

Trans-Missionary

A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.

Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;

- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative

- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence

Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"

Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"

Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"

by Namdrater August 27, 2021

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018