Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

mini vom

Noun. Rapid and unexpected regurgitation of a small quantity of a recently eaten and often acidic meal. Reflexively it is swallowed and followed with a look of disgust.

Man, that bucket of chicken made me have a mini vom. Ugh!

by DaBudsInMD April 29, 2006

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Mini-Moi

An amusing character from Chef Torte's fanfic, "The Good The Bad, And The Torte" Is a clone of Chef Torte, that is only 1/8 of his size. He acts like Mini Me from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Likes tofu bars. Dies in the gap between GBT2, and GBT3. Supposed death was Chef Torte had a tantrum and tossed the little bugger into the volcano.

A tiny Torte walked out from the lab, and lightning flashed, thunder, etc.
“Mon dieu! He shall be known as, Mini-Moi!” Chef Torte said.

by Shimmra64 July 20, 2008

Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.

Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob

by WaLrUs. October 24, 2008

Mini Cocktail

A term used when you want to refer to someone with a small penis (usually 5-6cm in length). When it is inserted, she can't feel anything, so she often uses it as a toy to pleasure herself instead.

1. can I play with your "mini cocktail"
2. when your mini cocktail is deep in your girl and she says "is it in yet?"

by elevenisconfirmed November 22, 2019

Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee

Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"

by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020