While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link tworandom idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.
Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.
For those people who do not wish to sit through Monty Python's masterpiece, here is the Meaning of Life:
Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.