Meatloaf

A black girl/woman who is on her period.

That meatloaf last night was pretty amazing.

by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

meatloaf beg

A slut named Chris

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

meatloaf beg

A slightly annoying deucer named Chris.

That chris kid is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

Meatloaf

An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.

"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."

by yiikes May 19, 2018

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome, when it is 2 guys. One takes the back, one takes the mouth, and they both piss I’m her.

“I made Minnesotan meatloaf with my boyfriend and husband last night.”

by Anonymous21875 April 3, 2023