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doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
by Camen510 January 2, 2009
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Maximus

Has multiple Girls that love him even if he loves Someone else
That persons a Maximus
by dstuart513 June 18, 2020
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steezius maximus

A name for someone who has a ton of steez.
Did you see him land that trick? That shit was bolts. He is now known as steezius maximus.
by MBardz November 27, 2007
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pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.
man im just gonna take a pissus maximus
by Tomobruz December 17, 2007
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Maximus

A male human with a penis with great size.
Wow, Maximus has the biggest dick!
by Reylfllun January 8, 2019
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Pimpus Maximus

1. The biggest pimp in a single location (city, school, state, etc.)
2. The biggest pimp in a single location's car or ride of choice
1. Man, that's Pimpus Maximus. You don't want beef with him!
2. Check out that ride, man! That must be Pimpus Maximus!
by Lincoln Mafia January 17, 2005
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muntus maximus

I pulled muntus maximus last night. Fucking hell you were brave.
by Lord B of TW June 1, 2006
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