massage chimney

A funny way of saying misogyny

His massage chimney is really showing

by Iwufhanskwufyejkw April 3, 2021

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

penis massage

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

by sunshine selma December 3, 2007

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

gut massage

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

Italian Massage

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

massage a trois

massaging activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in a massaging activity with one another for the activity to be a 'masssage a trois'. otherwise see therapeutic massage

through the steam from the hot tub he could see a draped massage bed. there she layed, clothed only in a black lace thong. her hips propped by a pillow. music began to play in the background and the lights dimmed. through the candlelight he could see a sillouette of a man approach her. he watched as the man placed steamed towels across her back. motioning for him to join in the massage. then, warming the oil they began to massage her. there hands sliding up under the black lace slowly pulling them down her legs. MASSAGE A TROIS...both massaging her.

by YOUR976BABE October 27, 2007