A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
Get the instant mashed potatoesmug. The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021
Get the mashed potato ice cream cone effectmug. by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025
Get the Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potatomug. you mashed potato muncher
by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Munchermug. Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick
by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024
Get the Muncie Mashed Potatomug. When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
Get the Manhattan Mashed Potatomug. To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
Get the Mashed Potatoesmug.