mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 07, 2023

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 14, 2021

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by July 12, 2018

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 29, 2021

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 19, 2023