by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
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A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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He has Money Money MoneyMarko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
by Marko aleksic January 8, 2017
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by HoneyHunter January 23, 2017
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He is such a markota.
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