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markolepsy

when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early
"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."
by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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Markolepsy

mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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markolepsy

A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
" hey dude wake up, we have a show to play."
"sorry man. you know i have markolepsy."
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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marko aleksic

Marko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
He has Money Money MoneyMarko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
by Marko aleksic January 8, 2017
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Marko

A guy who thinks he's awesome although the only awesome thing about him is his hot brother. He's egoistic, which means that in a conversation he'll mention that he's awesome as often as he can. He thinks he's an adult, although he acts like a 5-year-old. He's more a girl than he' a boy, which means that he probably knows more about peelings and french nails than his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.
I've broken up with Marko“
Lucky girl, no one deserves someone like him“
by HoneyHunter January 23, 2017
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markota

A stupid guy who doesn't have his life so he messes around with other peoples lives. He may be a good teacher but he is very boring.
He is such a markota.
by JustMeWithNoControl February 27, 2017
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markazh

A Punk, Coward Just Your Average B**** Has No Home Training, Someone You Can't Bring Out In Public
Markazh Ran From A Fight
by THE Smile April 13, 2017
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