Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
by Mudjacker January 06, 2018
When 2 margaritas are placed in a person's mouth while laying down, the person's head is then shaked.
by Slurvo June 09, 2020
by Vitamin RRR July 23, 2024
The act of bending one over and pouring a margarita into their asshole, then proceeding to drink it.
by Stickit2demoniosis Haver January 13, 2025
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023
Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.
by Guy still on the couch October 31, 2010
An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023