Sal Marino Author

Sal Marino is a Funist writer. Standing firmly on his self-cultivated beliefs and wry jovial opinions, Marino has no filters and will take whatever path necessary to get people to look and ultimately laugh at their own reflections. Not one to conform to Political Correctness, he has no known fear of pushing boundaries, especially in pursuit of audience laughter. It’s the giggles that give us balance.

Sal Marino Author - "Why I Hate Dogs-Confessions of a Grump"

by Funist January 21, 2023

San Marino Kick Off

A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.

"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."

by Nxah June 2, 2023

Helen Ramirez Moreno

is a "kpop stan" who hates boys and will hurt has "anger issues"

Helen Ramirez Moreno is a fake bish

by Markey Linky October 27, 2020

The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.

Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.

by Ostronius March 11, 2023

San Marino

San Marino. where the parents think each kid has straight As but actually a fourth of the kids are in SAI. the thots of the schools think saying hu and going to ragers mean that you’re cool. We got Chinese, white,Indian, and Hispanic. mostly Chinese. middle school kids go to the Starbucks each Friday while the 6th graders go to the pharmacy. 7th graders go home. If you don’t live in San Marino, you live in San Gabriel county or ur parents work in the district.

person 1: “ hey I’m meeting up with my boyfriend today. he’s a quarter Indian, Chinese, white, and Hispanic.

person 2: Oh so he’s San Marinoan”

by asmrkisserfatty October 20, 2019

Marino

An extremely sassy Italian child with a high pitches and obnoxious laugh ALWAYS having his hair done

Keep screaming like that and you’lol turn into Marino

by Soph St. October 29, 2018

Dan Marino

Term given to someone who possesses no jewlery.

Since Marino never won a superbowl, he doesnt have a superbowl ring.

Can also be used to describe an older single woman.

"That fool is broke, he's Dan Marino"
"That chick doesnt have a ring on that finger, she's a Dan Marino"

by Mo Meta May 5, 2006