Mallory

A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.

1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"

2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."

by Sudokua October 5, 2020

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

The Mallory Effect

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

by coocoo bop December 9, 2020

mallory

mallory is a person that tries to hide who they are. Mallory can be a very bad, fake friend. Never trust a Mallory, Mallory might be your best friend, but trust she don't fuck with you she Finna stab you in your back. She steals from you. She lies to you. she talks about you she does everything she can and praise on your downfall

person one: I can't wait to see you tomorrow, and also can my friend Mallory come

Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf

person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?

Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.

by grassyads March 19, 2025

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

mallory

literally the hottest mf alive. way better than you could ever be. face it. she’s better than you.

“who’s that? they look so epic and cool and gangsta!”

“oh, that’s mallory!”

by malloryismrworldwide July 25, 2021