Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021
Get the Magnet of Crysteriesmug. Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"
by Moccodile January 30, 2020
Get the Chip Magnetmug. by whoisgary November 14, 2016
Get the dong magnetmug. The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014
Get the clown magnetmug. by krunck May 15, 2005
Get the bitch magnetmug. a person to whom gravitates transexuals, travesties, transvestites and the like. generally a sorted, open-minded and inclusive person. fun to be with.
by BCN Good May 10, 2006
Get the tranny magnetmug. a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"
ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?
4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another
ICP: wtf? h4x
4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another
ICP: wtf? h4x
by blakizzle April 19, 2010
Get the fucking magnetsmug.